He manages not to laugh outright, but he's not doing a good job keeping the grin off his face. "Things can get out of hand on a rowdy weekend or holidays, but, it's not any worse than court revels. Often better since people keep an eye on each other and are free to intervene. Strangely enough, commoners are utterly civilized."

He nods his thanks at the barkeep brings them light table ale.

"Disappointed your tales are just stories? I know rich girls like to imagine being whisked away for lurid adventures with handsome rogues. I'm sure we could arrange for someone to kiss you in the dark if that's what you're after."